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 Chimps really are cheeky monkeys Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version  
 Author:  bongo
 Dated:  Tuesday, February 13 2007 @ 12:02 AM EST
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Lovable MonkeysScientists say chimpanzees can predict our actions by figuring out what we see and hear, like a so-called mind reader who is just a clever observer of human behaviour.

Research has also determined that chimps may use this skill to their own advantage by intentionally deceiving us, mainly by manipulating whether others can see and hear them.

Scientists have long speculated that these primates are clever and can be sneaky.


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 Monkey menace becomes election issue in India Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version  
 Author:  bongo
 Dated:  Monday, February 12 2007 @ 12:00 AM EST
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Smartass SimiansNEW DELHI: The menace of monkeys in India has intensified to such an extent that political parties contesting state assembly elections are making promises to rid people of them.

The Congress party in its manifesto for the Uttrakhand state assembly elections, cleared by the central panel led by External Affairs Minister Pranab Mukherjee on Saturday, promises to save people from simian terror if re-elected.


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 Monkey Girl Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version  
 Author:  bongo
 Dated:  Saturday, February 10 2007 @ 11:59 AM EST
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General NewsAnyone read?

Monkey Girl: Evolution, Education, Religion, and the Battle for America's Soul

Citizens in more than two dozen states agitate to introduce the supernatural in public school science classes. Legislators introduce bills in support. The U.S. president and more than a few U.S. senators and governors call it a good idea.

School boards demand that Bible-based creationism or its latest iteration, intelligent design, be taught alongside evolution. Lawsuits are filed. Neighbors challenge the religiosity of neighbors. Children brand classmates as descendents of monkeys. Scientists are reviled as agents of Satan and peddlers of atheism.


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 Neil Gaiman Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version  
 Author:  bongo
 Dated:  Saturday, February 10 2007 @ 12:05 AM EST
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General NewsJust want to make sure we're also picked up on google with all that is important - Neil Gaiman, Neil Gaiman, Neil Gaiman

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  Monkey Saves Family from Fire Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version  
 Author:  bongo
 Dated:  Saturday, February 03 2007 @ 12:12 AM EST
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Lovable MonkeysOKLAHOMA CITY - A service monkey is credited with saving his new family Friday morning.

The young marmoset began screaming around 5 a.m., when the four people inside the home woke up, smelled smoke and began evacuating the house.

A short time later, the smoke alarms began going off in the house.


 Severely Disfigured Chimp Attack Victim Awarded $32K Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version  
 Author:  bongo
 Dated:  Friday, February 02 2007 @ 09:35 AM EST
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Smartass SimiansLOS ANGELES -- A West Covina couple who kept a pet chimp at their home for years but were forced to give it up in 1999 will be paid about $32,000 in a settlement with the city, which broke a deal to find a place to house the ape.

St. James Davis, who was nearly killed in March 2005 when he was attacked by two other chimps when he went to visit his pet, Moe, on the chimp’s 39th birthday at a Kern County facility, and his wife La Donna, will also get about $300 per month to house the chimp, according to published and broadcast reports.


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 Yummy Monkey Pellets Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version  
 Author:  Admin
 Dated:  Thursday, February 01 2007 @ 10:56 PM EST
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Monkey Food Pounds for Primates weight loss campaign has 26-year-old Nicholas Beatty on a diet consisting of monkey pellets and other primate friendly foods. This unique fundraiser created by Beatty offers an opportunity to raise funds for Oregon Primate Rescue, an organization that facilitates the rescue of research monkeys and abandoned pet monkeys. At 285 lbs, Beatty created the campaign in order to lose weight and raise money based on taking pledges for every pound of weight he loses.

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 Sienna kissed and peed on by naughty monkey Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version  
 Author:  Admin
 Dated:  Thursday, February 01 2007 @ 10:28 AM EST
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Smartass Simians Sienna Miller got an unexpected shock on a recent photo shoot - a kiss from a monkey.

Sienna Miller "made out" with a monkey on a recent photo shoot.

Sienna admits she didn't enjoy her simian smooch, saying: "It was a sweet monkey but, no, that's too much."

Unfortunately for the 25-year-old actress the amorous monkey still had one more surprise for her on the day.

Before the shoot had finished the excited animal urinated all over her back.


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 Everything for Primate Lovers Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version  
 Author:  Admin
 Dated:  Thursday, February 01 2007 @ 10:03 AM EST
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Lovable MonkeysA fine collection of heartwarming monkey stories over at Primatestore

Sophie, not at all pleased with being plunged into sudden darkness, screeched out a protest and fought like a demon to rid herself of her covering. Trying to ensure she stayed covered, I was in dire danger of losing the telephone again. In desperation, I said "Look, I'm having trouble with a baby baboon. Can you bring your animal in and I will explain when you get here?"


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 Here we go... Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version  
 Author:  Admin
 Dated:  Thursday, February 01 2007 @ 07:12 AM EST
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General NewsSo now that the big bad Penn has taken away your monkey story outlet...feel free to post your primate stories on this site...Praise Bob!

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