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 Monkey menace becomes election issue in India Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version  
 Author:  bongo
 Dated:  Monday, February 12 2007 @ 12:00 AM EST
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Smartass SimiansNEW DELHI: The menace of monkeys in India has intensified to such an extent that political parties contesting state assembly elections are making promises to rid people of them.

The Congress party in its manifesto for the Uttrakhand state assembly elections, cleared by the central panel led by External Affairs Minister Pranab Mukherjee on Saturday, promises to save people from simian terror if re-elected.


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 Severely Disfigured Chimp Attack Victim Awarded $32K Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version  
 Author:  bongo
 Dated:  Friday, February 02 2007 @ 09:35 AM EST
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Smartass SimiansLOS ANGELES -- A West Covina couple who kept a pet chimp at their home for years but were forced to give it up in 1999 will be paid about $32,000 in a settlement with the city, which broke a deal to find a place to house the ape.

St. James Davis, who was nearly killed in March 2005 when he was attacked by two other chimps when he went to visit his pet, Moe, on the chimp’s 39th birthday at a Kern County facility, and his wife La Donna, will also get about $300 per month to house the chimp, according to published and broadcast reports.


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 Sienna kissed and peed on by naughty monkey Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version  
 Author:  Admin
 Dated:  Thursday, February 01 2007 @ 10:28 AM EST
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Smartass Simians Sienna Miller got an unexpected shock on a recent photo shoot - a kiss from a monkey.

Sienna Miller "made out" with a monkey on a recent photo shoot.

Sienna admits she didn't enjoy her simian smooch, saying: "It was a sweet monkey but, no, that's too much."

Unfortunately for the 25-year-old actress the amorous monkey still had one more surprise for her on the day.

Before the shoot had finished the excited animal urinated all over her back.


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